Once Upon a Time in Germany

Chang was angst.He was about to have a surgery. If it didn't  go well, he might die. Just then there
 was a knock at the door. A man  with a haversack was there. He said, "I come from the hinterland beyond the railroad. "He tookout a bottle out of it. It said , "Eat if you have a curving spine."He tasted it. It tasted like kohlrabi. It was made of streusel. Chang wore a eiderdown. He was warm. He heard a car going on the autobahn. It was a getstalt made of  feldspar. The getstapo were going after it. It was echt. The man was eating spareribs.There was a bilsungsroman about him.

                                 Chang saw a hamster in his office. It was nibbling on a picture of a skier in vorlage position.He had a cringle on his laced shoe. He was wearing a homburg. He was spritzing the snow. He was also wedeling in the snow next to him there was a spitz and a dachshund and a rottweiler and a weimaraner. In another picture there was a man eating stollen.One day Chang was noshing pretzels though it was verboten according to his religion.

                               Chang went to his office, Röger with an umlaut over letter o. There was a schnauzer guarding the front door, so he used the back door. There he found a picture of a sitzmark. The skier was eating a backestien and einkorn and bratwurst.He had studied at a schloss and a realschule.There his professor told him that a poltergeist threw cans. A Meistersinger was playing a song with a fife.

                                   Afterward he ate a strudel and a kuchen. A scientist experimented with cobalt and graupel. Then he bragged and prattled. There was a group who were doing the waltz. Then the ate sauerbraten and liverwurst. He had a wanderlust while wearing lenderhosen. He wanted to langlauf near an inselburg. When he went to the museum he saw a kitsch and a rucksack and a knapsaack. A noodle was wearing it. He was eating a pumpernickel and a bagel.Then he heard nachtmusik played by a glockenspeil. He was a  glitz wagnerian. He slept on pitchblende.

He went to a zwinger in a panzer and drank seltzer. The king  took schaudenfreude when he sat on a cup. It looked like an ersatz chair. When he sneezed the king gave his gezundheit.The king said they were going to have a anschluss and wake up by the zeitgeber and go to the weissnichtwo and wear a plckelhaube. They were going to do a blitzkrieg.

Chang was playing with a dreidel. Then he got a call from is friend, fraulein Mary who liked  pfeffernusses and springerelsand schneckes. She also liked smelling a edelweiss and dancing the schottische.